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Upcoming Auditions

You Can’t Take It With You

By George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart
Directed by Mary T. Boyer

The Lakeside Theatre Company is pleased as punch to announce auditions for our first production of 2022!

  • Saturday, February 19th, 3:30pm – 8:30pm
  • Sunday, February 20th, 4:30pm – 8:30pm
  • Monday, February 21st, 6pm – 10pm
  • Callbacks: Saturday, February 26th from 11am – 4pm

Timeslots will be assigned; please let us know if there is a ‘best’ day/time for your audition. If you cannot make these dates, please let us know and we will be happy to schedule another time with you. Auditions will be held in the basement of The Maumee Indoor Theatre, 601 Conant Street in Maumee.

To request an audition, please contact us at: thelakesidetheatrecompany@gmail.com. Sides will be provided at the audition.

Performance Dates: May 12th – May 22nd , 2022
Place: Maumee Indoor Theatre, 601 Conant Street
Rehearsals: Beginning the week of April 4th.

There will be some daytime rehearsals and evening rehearsals; HOWEVER, days and times will be very flexible to accommodate actors’ schedules. The only crucial dates will be Production Week (May 8th until May 11th ) and then Performance Dates. The Lakeside Theatre Company is an Equity Theatre Company, but we cast both EQUITY AND NON-EQUITY ACTORS so please come out to audition!!


The play revolves around a large and extended family of charming eccentrics. Martin Vanderhof, ‘Grandpa’, is the head of this daffy household. His granddaughter, Alice, is an attractive and loving girl who is still embarrassed by her family’s idiosyncrasies. When Alice falls for her boss, Tony, a handsome scion of Wall Street, she fears that their two families – so unlike in manner, politics, and finances – will never come together. But why be obsessed with money? After all, you can’t take it with you…

Cast of Characters


Penelope “Penny” Sycamore – Penelope is the mother of Essie and Alice, wife of Paul, and daughter of Martin. She writes plays and paints as hobbies because it makes her happy, but is terrible at both. Penny is a loving mother and wife and is constantly concerned with the welfare of her family. Her main goal is to make sure everyone is happy, particularly her daughter Alice.

Alice Sycamore – Fiancé of Tony Kirby, daughter of Paul and Penny, Granddaughter of Martin, sister of Essie. She is the only “normal” family member. She has an office job and is rather embarrassed by the eccentricities of her family when she has Tony and his parents at her house, yet she still loves them. She tends to be a pessimist.

Tony Kirby – Fiancé of Alice, Son of Mr. and Mrs. Kirby. He sees how, even though the Sycamores appear odd, they are really the perfect family because they love and care about each other. His own family is very proper and has many issues none of them will admit.

Anthony W. Kirby – Husband of Mrs. Kirby, father of Tony. He is a very proper man who is president of Kirby and Co. and secretly despises his job. His hobby is raising expensive orchids.

Essie Carmichael – Wife of Ed, daughter of Penny and Paul Sycamore, Granddaughter of Martin, sister of Alice. She is childish. As a hobby, she makes candy that Ed sells. Essie dreams of being a ballerina. She has spent 8 years studying with Boris Kolenkhov but is a terrible dancer.

Boris Kolenkhov – A Russian who escaped to America shortly before the Russian Revolution. He is very concerned with world politics, and the deterioration of Russia. He is the ballet instructor of Essie, aware that she is untalented at dancing, but knows that she enjoys dancing so he keeps working with her. He is opinionated and often loudly declares that something “stinks”!

Paul Sycamore – Father of Essie and Alice, husband of Penny, Son-in-law of Martin. He is a Tinker who manufactures fireworks in the basement with the help of his assistant Mr. De Pinna. His hobby is playing with erector sets.

Ed Carmichael – Husband of Essie, son-in-law of Paul and Penny. He is a xylophone player and distributes Essie’s candies. Ed is an amateur printer who prints anything that sounds good to him. He prints up dinner menus for his family and little quotes that he places in the boxes of Essie’s candy.

Mr. De Pinna – The iceman who came inside to speak to Paul five years before, and never left. He helps Mr. Sycamore build fireworks, and moonlights as a model in Mrs. Sycamore’s paintings.

Donald – The boyfriend of Rheba, who seems to serve as a volunteer handyman for the Sycamores.

Rheba – The maid and cook to the Sycamore family. She is dating Donald.

Wilbur C. Henderson – An employee of the IRS. He comes to collect the tax money owed by Grandpa, and can’t understand why the latter won’t pay income tax.

Miriam Kirby – Wife of Mr. Kirby, mother of Tony. She is an extremely prim and proper woman and is horrified by the goings-on in the Sycamore household. Her hobby is spiritualism.

Gay Wellington – An actress whom Mrs. Sycamore meets on a bus and invites home to read one of her plays. She is an alcoholic, gets very drunk, and passes out shortly after arriving at the Sycamore’s home.

G-Man 1 “The Man”, G-Man 2 “Jim”, G-Man 3 “Mac” – Three agents who come to investigate Ed because of the communist things he prints up, such as “God is the State – the State is God”.

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